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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Awesome Quotes Part 2

Here are some more awesome quotes from my students and Bekah's.



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“Mrs. Grubbs, I had to sleep on the couch last night ‘cause my DVD player in my room started sparking. I just put in the Bones Season 6 DVD and it started sparking!”

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As a girl from my class and her younger brother ran down the hall, I hear her call, in her best mother voice,

“Don’t run! You could fall—like you do every time you run!”

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“Mom hated dirt so much she swup it.”
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Andrew said his back hurt, so I gave him a couple of karate chops to make it feel better.

Andrew: “UGH! Mrs. Grubbs! First you steal my tater tots, and now you karate chop my back!”

Emilee: “Yeah. She’s an awesome teacher.”

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“My dad dared me to bring a girly lunchbox to school today…I thought he meant a little pink, but he meant REEEEEALLLY girly!!!!”  (and he did, too)

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One of my co-worker's kids just looked at me one morning and said, “Woah! Bad hair day!”

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(one student to another)

“Hey, remember that time Robot Minjas attacked us on the playground when we were by ourselves?!”

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The kids were doing a Thanksgiving acrostic naming things they are thankful for.

Me: Sweetie, are you really thankful for Vikings, or was that just the only v word you could think of?

Student: <exasperated> Mrs. Grubbs! Vikings were the first people to discover America! That’s really important!

I stand corrected.

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Me: I didn’t get a cell phone until I was 22—and married.

Student: WOAH!! That’s…...that’s...…not something you hear every day!

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“A wasp can sting like a bee, ‘cept it hurts WORSER!!!"

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One first grader, known for his vivid imagination, was telling everyone about something crazy, and after a while, one of his classmates finally looked at him and just said, “My Lord, Ian!”

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I was invited to be a back-up singer in one of the first graders' new band. But he made me agree to a few things first:


1) I’m not allowed to play any orchestra instruments, especially tuba.


2) We are going to make a lot of money.


3) No fighting.


4) I have to try out first, to make sure I’m good. 

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On the list of things you never thought students would have to say to a teacher:

“Mrs. Grubbs, where should I put your sword so I can get a beanbag?”

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Me: Zorro was a bandit, but he was a good bandit.

Student: Kinda like a frienemy!

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“My friend is glad I gave him these stickers so now he has a sword for minja monkey.”

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"Mrs. Grubbs, if we were in Miami, I think we should name our school Christian School International, so we could be CSI Miami."

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Name one season in which hail usually falls.

Answer:  Christmas

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"In my world, every Wednesday is Hairy Pickle Day."

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Our Journal prompt was "The Time I Spent the Night at School"

Student 1:  "One day I was working inside at school when KBAMMM!!! a blizzard hit and I could not get out so what I did was I snuck into the office and put black make up on my face to use as war paint. Then the battle was on. Then I ran and tried to bust out a window. Well, let's just say that's why I wear a cast..."

Student 2:  "One day I spent the night at school...all the lights went out, and I mean all the lights. Not a single one worked. Then I heard feet squeaking. It was a tragedy."

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Two students were arguing over who got to sit in the bean bag chair.

Me: Who got to it first?

Student: She did.

Me: Ok, well then she gets to sit in it.

Student:  Yeah, but don't you always tell us to put others before ourselves??

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"Mrs. Grubbs, for some reason the tango got stuck in my head. Then I started singing the hokey pokey, and I was trying to do one with one side of my body and one with the other side, and it's not really working out."

2 comments:

  1. you sound like you are having so much fun!!
    you have a great job with what seems exquisite young minds
    have a blessed school year!

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    1. Haha Thank you! They certainly are a fun bunch of kids! Students have a way of keeping us on our toes! :o)

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